Friday, September 24, 2004

A Loser Picking the Winners, Week 3

To paraphrase the great Joe Esposito from the Karate Kid soundtrack, "I'm the worst around..." There's no doubt in my mind that I would do better blindfolding a monkey and having him throw darts at the NFL schedule. To say my prognosticatory abilities are lacking is like saying that George Costanza (aka Jason Alexander) does a great Tony Kornheiser Kleinman and Malcom Jamal-Warner is actually a better version of Michael Wilbon than the real Michael Wilbon (The similarities between the actors and their real-life counterparts end with the fact that they're the same color).

Anyway, I was embarrassingly awful as I went 6 - 10 last week and that brings my two-week total earnings to -$470. I'm speechless. Here's my week 3 picks:

HomeAwayLinePick
ATLAZ-9.5AZ
MINCHI-9CHI
KCHOU-9HOU
STLNO-6.5NO
MIAPIT-1PIT
INDGB-6IND
OAKTB-3TB
CINBAL3BAL
NYGCLE-2NYG
TENJAX-6JAX
DETPHI3.5PHI
DENSD-10SD
SEASF-10SF
WASDALPickDAL
Results
Season: 14 - 17 - 1
Last week: 6 - 10
Earnings to date: -$470

Week 1 picks
Week 2 picks