Pissing in the Wind

Curse you, Dr. Gretz. I couldn't help myself. Fruitless? Yeah, but it felt good.

Merry Christmas, Indeed

Who had Bob Smizik and ESPN dressed up as Santa Claus this year? This is positively awesome. It'll be just like that time Ravens' owner Steve Bisciotti neutered Brian Billick ... but funnier.

In less important news: Fast Willie to IR, Verron Haynes back in the mix, and it looks like Marvel could be done for the year. But don't let any of that dampen the Madden-tastic schadenfreude.

via Can't Stop the Bleeding