A Loser Picking Winners, Week 1

Inexplicably, back by popular demand (and yes, two people constitute "popular" around here.) Okay chuckleheads, here you go*:

AWAY HOME  LINE   PICK
ATL  CAR   -4.5    CAR
BAL  TB    -3.0    TB
BUF  NE    -8.5    BUF
DEN  STL    3.0    DEN
CIN  KC    -4.5    CIN
NO   CLE   -3.0    CLE
NYJ  TEN   -3.0    NYJ
PHI  HOU    3.5    PHI
SEA  DET    3.0    SEA
CHI  GB     3.0    CHI
DAL  JAX    3.0    JAX
SF   ARI   -7.5    ARI
IND  NYG    3.0    NYG
MIN  WAS   -6.5    MIN
SD   OAK   -2.5    SD
MIA  PIT   PICK    PIT

Season: 1 - 0 - 0
Last week: -
Earnings to date: $100

Week 1 picks

* In case you're not familiar with my surefire betting scheme, here are the basics (and it also explains why I'm able to post my bets on Sunday morning even though the season started Thursday):

... Always take the Steelers. I mean, how much fun is it to pick against your team? Why not just wear a Ravens jersey why you watch the game and get it over with?

... Always bet against the Ravens because there's a better than even chance that Brian Billick's head will explode and blow the top off that awful hairdo.

... Always pick against the Pats because, well, they're so friggin' good. Any chance to see Belichick pout on the sidelines is a good time.

... Always pick against the Redskins. I live in DC and I'm not a Redskins fan. I love Clinton Portis, but otherwise I want them to lose ... by a lot. It's kinda like being a Redskins fan and living in Pittsburgh.