Please don't play like you were recently concussed. Thanks in advance.
And because it's Sunday (thanks to Huck for digging this up):
And the Lord spoketh unto Ben, and he said, "First, thou shalt take the snap. Then thou shalt take a 5-step drop, no more, no less. 5 shall be the steps thou shalt take, and the number of steps thou shalt take will be 5. 1 thou shalt not take, neither thou 3, excepting that thou then proceed to 5. 7 is right out. Once the step 5, being the 5th step reached, then lobbest thou thy football away from thy foe, who, being not within reach, shall be smited.Amen, people. Amen.
- Sepulverizer, Nov. 30, 2007