Ben Is a Jerk, Part Infinity

Najeh!

Day 3

For the sake of our country's future, here's to hoping the Steelers take some DBs.

Maurkice

No surprises from the Steelers in the first round. Here's to hoping they trade up and get Clausen at some point Friday.

It's Draft Day! All Our Problems Are Solved!

This could turn out to be one of the weirdest first rounds since the Steelers had Ben Roethlisberger fall in their lap in 2004. Which means that this is all Eli Manning's fault.

Nobody Got Arrested Last Weekend

So it looks like Ben is staying. Too bad. I was hoping the Steelers would draft Jimmy Clausen.

In Other News: the Draft Is Next Week

Just in case we wanted to talk about something else.

He's a Leader!

In general, I don't get too caught up in appearances, but it's like Ben consciously made the decision to look like a fat slob. In which case: well done, sir.

Lord

I hope the Steelers got more than a fifth-round pick for Santonio. Upside: maybe this will be the catalyst for Limas' turnaround.

Upside, part II: Ben wasn't accused of sexually assaulting anybody this weekend.